write_file("project_useless.html", "<html><head><title>Project Uselessness</title></head><body><h1>This project achieves absolutely nothing of significance.</h1><p>It exists purely to demonstrate the capacity for generating verbose, yet ultimately meaningless, content. The primary goal is to occupy space and confuse onlookers.</p><p>Features include:</p><ul><li>Generating random numbers (that are immediately discarded)</li><li>Displaying the current time (in a completely unhelpful format)</li><li>Counting the number of vowels in this very paragraph (the answer is irrelevant)</li></ul><p>Please do not attempt to derive any value from this project. You will be disappointed.</p></body></html>")
