Dim D
Dim V
Dim Y
Dim i
Dim P
Dim L
Dim E
Dim A
Dim S
Dim EE

'Hey Kate, if you're reading this, then uhh, idk, enjoy the nightmare of VBS, and check out the other ways your options could've lead you
'Yes, I was this bored this morning, suggest you check out the full code though, trust me :)

msgbox "Just before you continue, just know this is all for fun, I was bored. Open up the file in notepad or something afterwards :)", 4096
msgbox "There is also one much more disturbed I wrote if ya wanna have a laugh at that one afterwards, but this one was a more fun to code", 4096
D = msgbox ("Hey Kate, are you having a good Tuesday?", 4 +4096, ":)")
if D = 6 then
	msgbox "That's good! I've just got another question for you", 4096, ";)"
V = msgbox ("Do you have a Valentine yet?", 4 +4096, "Do you?")
if V = 7 then
	Y = msgbox ("Would you like one?", 4 +4096, ":)")
	if Y = 6 then
		i = msgbox ("Just to be clear, you know I'm suggesting me right?", 4 +4096, "?")
		if i = 6 then
			msgbox "YAY! Just send me a picture of this :)", 4096
		else
			P = msgbox ("Pleeeease", 4 +4096, ":)")
			if P = 6 then
				msgbox "YAY! Just send me a picture of this :)", 4096
			else
				L = msgbox ("Pleaase, I'll do the closest equivalent of long distance spoiling you", 4 +4096, ";D")
				if L = 6 then
					msgbox "***** yea!, Just send me a picture of this", 4096
				else
					E = msgbox ("The question is, can I break you... I learned to code for stuff like this, this could go on forever", 4 +4096, "Try close the window")
					if E = 6 then
						msgbox "Haha, I did get through to you. don't worry, only token valentines :), just send me a picture of this", 4096
					else
						A = msgbox ("Okay, it won't go on forever, I am getting bored, sooo, will you?", 4 +4096, "After this open it in a text reader")
						if A = 6 then
							msgbox "Haha, got to you, first drink tonight is on me I guess, idk, this is tokenism (send me a picture of this)", 4096
						else
							S = msgbox ("Okay, now I'm just trying to use all the questions I commited to coding, so please?", 4 +4096, ":)")
							if S = 6 then
								msgbox "I'm glad you ended up saying yes, even this far in somehow, woo, token valentines (send me a picture of this)", 4096
							else
								EE= msgbox ("About this, I am of course just kidding, well, sort of, just going for tokenism, and coding practice, soo, one more time, will you?", 4 +4096, "All in good fun")
								if EE= 6 then
									msgbox "You don't actually have to, this was just a fun way to spend my morning, but thanks :) (send me a picture of this)", 4096
								else
									msgbox "Okay, I'm finally through all my questions, this was all in good fun, have a good one :) (send me a picture of this)", 4096
								End if
							End if
						End if
					End if
				End if
			End if
		End if
	else
		msgbox "Really? sounds a bit boring, but come back and re-do this if you change your mind :)", 4096
	End if
else
	msgbox "Congrats! Have a fun night, try not to get alcohol poisoning :D", 4096
End if

else
	msgbox "Awhh, that sucks, can I try make it better?", 4096, ":("
V = msgbox ("Do you have a Valentine yet?", 4 +4096, "Do you?")
if V = 7 then
	Y = msgbox ("Would you like one?", 4 +4096, ":)")
	if Y = 6 then
		i = msgbox ("Just to be clear, you know I'm suggesting me right?", 4 +4096, "?")
		if i = 6 then
			msgbox "YAY! Just send me a picture of this :)", 4096
		else
			P = msgbox ("Pleeeease", 4 +4096, ":)")
			if P = 6 then
				msgbox "YAY! Just send me a picture of this :)", 4096
			else
				L = msgbox ("Pleaase, I'll do the closest equivalent of long distance spoiling you", 4 +4096, ";D")
				if L = 6 then
					msgbox "***** yea!, Just send me a picture of this", 4096
				else
					E = msgbox ("The question is, can I break you... I learned to code for stuff like this, this could go on forever", 4 +4096, "Try close the window")
					if E = 6 then
						msgbox "Haha, I did get through to you. don't worry, only token valentines :), just send me a picture of this", 4096
					else
						A = msgbox ("Okay, it won't go on forever, I am getting bored, sooo, will you?", 4 +4096, "After this open it in a text reader")
						if A = 6 then
							msgbox "Haha, got to you, first drink tonight is on me I guess, idk, this is tokenism (send me a picture of this)", 4096
						else
							S = msgbox ("Okay, now I'm just trying to use all the questions I commited to coding, so please?", 4 +4096, ":)")
							if S = 6 then
								msgbox "I'm glad you ended up saying yes, even this far in somehow, woo, token valentines (send me a picture of this)", 4096
							else
								EE= msgbox ("About this, I am of course just kidding, well, sort of, just going for tokenism, and coding practice, soo, one more time, will you?", 4 +4096, "All in good fun")
								if EE= 6 then
									msgbox "You don't actually have to, this was just a fun way to spend my morning, but thanks :) (send me a picture of this)", 4096
								else
									msgbox "Okay, I'm finally through all my questions, this was all in good fun, have a good one :) (send me a picture of this)", 4096
								End if
							End if
						End if
					End if
				End if
			End if
		End if
	else
		msgbox "Really? sounds a bit boring, but come back and re-do this if you change your mind :)", 4096
	End if
else
	msgbox "Congrats! Have a fun night, try not to get alcohol poisoning :D", 4096
End if
End if

'And if you're still reading this, know I am sort of half kidding, I do really like you, well, did, idk. I think we're better as friends than we would be otherwise. Love ya plantonically :) 

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'Code
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